Sunday, September 28, 2008

How Lucky Are We?

Tad and I plus ALL of my folks are damn lucky. No major home damage. Just a few shingles off the roof and the fence is down, but we needed a new one anyway, not that we need the fkn expense!

We evacuated to my sister's and BIL's and boy was that sumpin'! Their house is gorgeous and the sister broke out a shit-ton of Halloweenie's and did lot's of decoratin' and I loved it. It was great seeing all of them and Tad finally meeting the BIL. I think he didn't believe there was one and that it was a figment.

We came home and my mom and step father's power was still out so they came and stayed with us for a week. I am so happy we were able to take care of them for a change, and tried to keep them on their routine as much as possible. I loved having them here. I know I'll remember these times in the future when they're gone.

As for me the 2nd chemo party went well this pat friday. No sickness....yay! PLUS the good ole Doc gave me ambien to sleep and that shit knocks me out for almost 8 hrs. It is miraculous! He says it's not habit forming but we'll see.

Tad worked his ass off cleaning up the yard and the neighbor behind us cut up all of our downed fence and stacked it on the curb, so now I'll have to stop bitching about his gunning his loud ass motorcycle in his driveway at 7:30a and then riding the thing almost every damn hour. It really was very very considerate of him and I'm going to have them over for dinner in a few weeks for a Thank You.

He and Tad are planning on rebuilding the fence soon. Just as soon as the HOA sends us a nasty letter I'm sure!

I put out a few Halloweenies and bought a few more so I may now have TWO boxes full of scaries! Watch out Jess...I'm gaining on you! *laugh* :P

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

TITTIES!

I now have TWO bodacious bras and TWO silicone boobs..HOTT DAMN! Gawd help me I did buy another wig but it is so kick ass I just couldn't help myself *cry*

Those rubber tits really do the job. A person would have to get way too close to my junk to spot a difference and if someone besides the husband or the doc gets THAT close expect to draw back a bloody stump. These bitches even feel exactly like my remaining tittay. It is amazing.

Second Silhouette is in need of a fitter so I'm filling out the application. It'll be a little work here and there so a bit of monies plus I'll know first hand what some of the ladies needing prosthetic breasts and wigs are going through. It'll be a way that I can help and that's a good thing.

My wonderful husband who has been so patient and supportive with this fkn mess took us out on Labor Day to Garden Ridge and bought almost a whole basket of Halloweenies!!!!! I immediately put them on display.

After sniveling about Jess having EIGHT BOXES of Halloweenies and me with my pitiful one bag I think Tad felt a bit sorry for me so now I can buy one of those big plastic storage boxes and have ONE box at least! No way can I keep up with Mrs. Boyd. She done got wayyyyy ahead of this gurrrl! We will have to buy resin tombstones though. The styrofoam ones are crap.

My 1st chemo party is this Fri at 9:40a and oh I am SO fkn excited about THAT *sarcasm*. At least it'll be one treatment down and then I have the bald head to look forward to and I'm sure THAT will be a fkn trill!! Good thing I has LOTS of hair ready. Blech. I'd best stop whining at least I'm not terminal. It could have been crotch cancer and ruined my down-there junk. No matter, it can ALWAYS be worse so Ac Cen Tu Ate the positive just like Ol' Johnny Mercer's song.